Eggs still refuse to endorse Huckabee
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
You probably think this song is about you
Dear Ralph:
How can I put this delicately? Um, you see, we are just not into you. Its not that we don't like the idea of a progressive agenda or even a third party candidate. Its just that we don't like you all that much. At least not in that way. We hoped you would get the point when we were pretty pissed in 2000, or when you only got 0.38 % of the vote 2004, but you kept calling and calling. Listen, its not meant to be. We can still be friends, right? Lets keep the dialog open and talk again in 2012.
Regards,
A Resident
How can I put this delicately? Um, you see, we are just not into you. Its not that we don't like the idea of a progressive agenda or even a third party candidate. Its just that we don't like you all that much. At least not in that way. We hoped you would get the point when we were pretty pissed in 2000, or when you only got 0.38 % of the vote 2004, but you kept calling and calling. Listen, its not meant to be. We can still be friends, right? Lets keep the dialog open and talk again in 2012.
Regards,
A Resident
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Prince to get hip replacement
In other news, Madonna wins Sisterhood's 2008 Mahjong tournament. Bono can still drive at night.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Because in Dallas, Nothing Bad Ever Happened. . .
. . . to young, charismatic political figures. Where have you gone Jack Ruby?
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
A Kidney in A Cooler
Keller Williams and String Cheese Incident. Never before has the phrase "perpendicular teeth" been captured so vividly in song:
Aqua Net and Crack-Pipe sold separately
Introducing the Amy Winehouse virtual doll. Sorta like Webkinz, but different.
I miss the days when we would indoctrinate little girls with stylish dolls that drive their unachievable body types around in plastic camper vans.
I miss the days when we would indoctrinate little girls with stylish dolls that drive their unachievable body types around in plastic camper vans.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Compact Fluorescent Bulbs
I have gone to great lengths to replace my light bulbs with compact fluorescent bulbs because they are supposed to be efficient and will lessen my footprint.
I have also been told that they are not so good for the environment because of something that has to do with mercury and landfills. Nevertheless, doing so makes me feel good--like giving to charity and drinking.
Also, I wanted a prospective purchaser of my house to think the house is green.
Accordingly, I spent fifteen hours in my car aimlessly driving around town, while buyers looked at my house this weekend.
I have also been told that they are not so good for the environment because of something that has to do with mercury and landfills. Nevertheless, doing so makes me feel good--like giving to charity and drinking.
Also, I wanted a prospective purchaser of my house to think the house is green.
Accordingly, I spent fifteen hours in my car aimlessly driving around town, while buyers looked at my house this weekend.
Robert Wyatt
My wife is at a spa. I took off the week to watch the kids. They are playing upstairs and while looking for a Matching Mole song, I found this:
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